Nirmal Baba JOKES SMS COLLECTION,

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bhakt- nirmal baba ki thooo.. baba ki khopdi me koti koti jooote.. nirmal baba- bhaiii.. waah.. kaho bhakt kya dikkat hai? bhakt- baba bohot pareshaan hu 3 din se pet kharaaab hai, nirmal baba- bhaiii pehle ye batao ye mutthi kyu band ho rahi hai??? dashvant time se nahi dete kya? bhakt- baba teri kasam har mahine nikaalta hu dashvant. baba- achcha I am sorry.. ab ye batao raat kya khaya tha? bhakt- baba sabji aur roti.. nirmal baba- bussssss yahi to muttthi band ho rahi hai, bhakt- (khopdi khujate hue) hain? main samja nahi baba... nirmal baba- beta sukhi roti aur sabji khaoge to pet bhi sookh jayega jao samose chaat pakode momoss chowmeen tikki wagera khao pet tandurust rahegaa....

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Bhakt - (man me aap ki maa ka saaki naaka) baba ji ku6 kripa kijiye baba ji..... Baba ji - (man me, aa gaya naya bakra ) Kya hua beta ???? Bhakt - Baba ji aaj kal jeb me paisa nhi rehta..... Baba ji - to ??? Bhakt - ku6 kripa kijiye baba ji.... Baba ji - to saale tu kya chahta he, me tujhe pocket money du ??? Bhakt - (saale chu****) ku6 to kripa bataaie baba ji Baba ji - purse rakhte ho ??? Bhakt - haa baba ji... Baba ji - kitne ka liya tha ??? Bhakt - ji baba ji 75 rs ka.... Baba ji - 75 ka liya he to kaise paise rahenge saale, ek naya 800 ka leather ka lele, kripa aa jaayegi......

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doga - baba ji, mere phone opera mini chal nhi raha he ? kya karu ??? ku6 kripa kijie baba ji.... nirmal baba - kya hua he ??? doga - pata nhi, pr koi apps open nhi ho rahi ??? baba - to me kya karu ?? doga - ku6 upaay bataaie baba ji.... plz baba ji - ghar ki chhat pe ja aur phone ko 6 baar niche fek, sab thik ho jaaega... aur phir bhi phone chalu ho to nirma washing powder se dho dena... sab ku6 saaf ho jaaega.... maa ki aakh nirmal baba ki

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Bhakt- baba ji ke Muh par koti-koti Joote :-) Baba- bolo bhakt,kya problem hai? Bhakt- baba mera underwear ka business hai... Aaj kal sahi nahi chal raha.. Kuch upaay bataiye Baba- Accha ye batao,pichle baar "seedhi punch waale" kutte ko "hari chatni ke saath samose" kab khilaye? Bhakt(Shocked)- Kabhi nahi baba. Koi ye sab khilata hai kya kutte ko? Baba- Mujhe to khilate hain log :-D,jao.. Aur kutte ko "hari chatni ke saath samose" khilao aur kuch underwears gareeb kutto me baat do kripa aani shuru ho jayegi! Bhakt- Nirmal baba ki jai![in mind- teri maaki to ###] ==>NirMaL baBa rocks AgAin<==

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Bhakt:Baba Mera Mobile Ka Touch Screen Bahot Slow Hai,Ko Upay Bataye Babaji Nirmal Baba(Full Confidence Me):Samsung Ka Mobile Use Karo Kripa Barsegi Bhakt: Par Main To Pehle Se Hi Samsung Ka Use Karta Hoon Nirmal Baba (Normal Tension Me):Arey Maine Samsung Ka Wave-525 Use Karne Ko Bola Bhakt (Khushi Se):Main Wahi Use Karta Hoon Baba Nirmal Baba(In No Logic):Arey Magar Maine Mobile Ka Colour Yellow Rakne Ko Kaha Hai. Bhakt (Hairan Hokar): Par Baba Ye Modle Yellow Colour Me Nahi Milta Hai Nirmal Baba: Par Wallpaper To Yellow Rakh Sakte Ho Na,Kripa Barsani Shuru Ho Gee NiRmal BaBa ki toh

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Bhakt:Meri Girlfriend Kiss Nahi Karne Deti Hai Kripa Karo Baba Baba:Accha ToothPaste Konsa Use Karte Ho? Bhakt:Baba CloseUp Baba:Haan To Kripa Idhar Ruki Hui Hai,NIRMAL PASTE Use Karo kripa Ho Jayegi *NirMal BaBa WtF with WtF Logic*

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Asish Nehra: Baba meri IPL mein bahut Dhulai hoti hai. :-( . Nirmal baba: Match fix karte ho? . Nehra: karta hu baba. . Baba: batsman ko Daat dikhate ho.:unsure: . Nehra: Ji baba 32 ke 32 dikhata hu.:-D . (Baba tensd and thnking) Baba: Gali dete ho? . Nehra: ji baba, Kohli se achi achi gali sikh li. . (baba getng angry) Baba: Helmet pehen te ho? . Nehra: Nahi baba. . Baba: YESS. yahi pe kripa rukh rahi hai, Bike ka helmet pehen ke bowling karo Kripa aani shuru ho jayegi. *This time,nirmal baba rocks,asheesh nehra Shocked! o(0_O)o*

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SRK :- Baba mujhe Wankhede stadium se 5 sal ban kar diye, ab mei kya karu...?? Nirmal Baba :- tune kya kiya tha... SRK :- Sharab pike waha ke staff ke sath jagada kiya tha... Nirmal Baba :- tu toh abi baccha hai sharab ko chod aur dudu pee, meri krupa jarur milegi......... Hehehe

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Nirmal Baba Joke (Chaddi samasya)......................... Bhakt : Baba mujh se ladki nahi patti :-( . Nirmal baba : Chaddi kaun si pahnte ho . Bhakt : Baba Lux cozi :-) . Baba : Naade wali silwa lo...kripa aana shuru ho jayegi.. **Nirmal baba rocks,Saare gods shocked (¿O¿) **

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Boy:baba muze ratko nind me gande gande swapn aatte hai :-( NIRMAL BABA: rat ko sone se pehle kiske bare me sochte ho? Boy:ji katrina kaif ke bare me NIRMAL BABA: MAYAVATI ke bare me socha karo kripa ho jayegi *Once again,Nirmal baba rocks,gods n bhakt Shocked('O')*

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Boy- Koti koti pranaam. Baba mujhe GHAJINI problem hai. Main hamesha bhul jaata hun aur Saamne wale ko gaali de deta hun. Baba- Kabhi shirdi Gaye? Boy- Bhaag Saale Kutte! Teri maa ka sakinaka. ######%&&$

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Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! . Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? . Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! . Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi Se Kripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Muh Maaro..!! Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! Aashirwad