Jokes and SMS: First 1- 20 SMS

1 Funny but True:

This generation boys and girls get into love because of misunderstanding!

And They Break up when they understand each other!

2. Life is very complicated. Don’t try to find answers because when u find answers life Changes Questions…” so just enjoy……………….

3.frndship poem 4 u:

Dear o dear, u r nt near, bt I can hear , dnt get fear ur memories r here, live wid cheer, no more tear, u r alwys my dear……………

4.Child luv story

10 sal k bche ki gf sunami m mar gyi wo roj smandr kinare jata, lahre usk pair bhiga jati, wo rota or kehta kitna bi pair chule m maf nhi kruga.

5. Success wil nvr lower its standard 2 accommodate u, u’ve 2 rasise ur standard 2 achieve it. Remember “For every bird god provides food, but not in its nest…….

6. advantage of not having lover……

1. Can Sleep well.

2. can save time and money.

3.  Now worries abt how I look.

4. No missed calls at mid nyt.

5. No need 2 active 10ps scheme.

6. No need 2 recharg twice a day.

7.Can talk 2 al boys & girls.

SO I PROUD TO BE SINGLE……

7.TIME

HEALTH….

&

RELATION these three tings don’t come with price tag but when v lose them, we realize the cost.

Take care of  it.

8.luv story of kids:

“uske kadam jahan jahan pade, humne wo jagah chum li. Aur wo bewafa meri mummy ko ja kar boli, Aunty, apka beta mitti khata hai….!

9. dil chahata hai ap ki dosti me dub jau,

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Oye mujhe bahar nikalo me toh mazak kar rha tha….!!.

10. Boy’s Top 10 lies,

1. I Miss u

2. I am single.

3. mai pehli dafa kisi larki k liye itan serious hua hun.

4. Mai couzn se baat kr rat ha.

5 Tumhari ankhein…..

6. yr wo ldki mere piche padi hui thi

7. Mai dusre larko jaisa nhi

8. tumhari smile.

9. tm meri zindgi k pehli or akhri larki ho, mai nhi reh tmhre bina

Or num 10 dus

I luv u

Send to all Girls to warn dem n send to boys so dey can laugh cuz dey know its true…!.

11. Feel IT:

Success also hurts, when u don’t have a loved one to wish u..

Failure also looks beautiful, when u have a loved one to support u….

12. Look the sun its calling for u.

“open” ur Eyes the sky is shining for u

Listen the birds r singing for u.

But

Hear “My Heart”

Says “Lovely morning to U”.

13.Goldn wrds by h!tler:

“if u can’t fly , Run

If u Can’t Run , Walk

If u cant Walk, crawl..

Bt .. Keep moving

Santa: O taa thik ae Par Jana kithay hai?

14 agr koi hame achha lagta h toh

Acha won hi acche hum H.

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Or

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Agr koi hame bura lagta H

Toh.

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Bura wahi H

Quki

Hum to ache Hai NA…J

15. Wen u count ur bes6t frnds, dnt count me,

Wen u count ur close frnds,

Dnt count me.

But wen u really need a frnd,

START Countin from me..! tk cr.

16.Pani ki bund Bahut Choti lgti H

Pr Kahi 1 Pyasa Phool uska Intezar krta H

Usi trh 1 SmS chota lgta H

Pr bhejne wala apko dil se  Yaad krta Hai.

17. Socha na tha kabhi aisi dosti hogi manzilo k sath rahein bi hasti hogi jannat ka khwab q dekhun?

Agar hum sare dost sath honge to nark me bhi masti hogi.

18.V nevr knw

Y we lik som ppl mor thn othrs..

Y v luv som ppl witout reasons

Y v feel hapy agtr being wth sme ppl bcoz

Som relatns hv no explanations!.

19.Boy: I luv U.

Tum dunya ki sab se khubsurat  ladki ho

Girl : acho par tumhary peche mujh se bhi zayada haseen or kuhubsurat ladki khadi hai

Boy ne pechay dekha hai par waha koi nahi hota

Girl: agar tum such me pyar karte to kabhi pechy na dekhte I hate u

Moral: moral woral kuch nahi bus ladki zra tez nikli

Par msg abi baki hai

Boy chalo jaise tumhari marzi

Magar ab ye diamond ring mai kis ko du,

Girl : Lo!! Ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi nai kr sakti J

20. Ek gulaab matlab

   I LOVE U,

Ek anguthi matlab.

  I marry U,

Ek muskaan matlab.

   I like U,

Lekin

Ek chhota sms matlab

I Miss U..

Or thanda Matlab

Narmada Ka pani

Or Garam Matlab

Ek vodka kam pani