Monday, April 18, 2011

Jokes and SMS: Second 21- 40 SMS

 Dedicated to my all friends who sent me these cute sms
21. “everybody tells, mistake is the 1st step of success bt;
It is not trueJ
The correction of  mistake is the first step of success”JJJ

22.dil hua zakhmi magar kissi ko khabar Nahi
meri chahto ka uspe koi asar Nahi,
 Ho K juda tum se koi mar Jayega, sunk usne kaha ye koi badi khabr nahi

23   eart touching lines by smoker:
“I trust cigarettes more than girls because
I’m ready to damage my lungs but not my heart.

24 D person who cares 4 U a lot
vl always do 2 things XTREMELY 4
u-1st silently CARING n 2nd Openly HURTING 2 mak u PERFECT.

25 very touching line by Shakespeare from his novel
“I am mad for her. But why I am not made for her??”

26.Sometime we wonder
Why friends keep forwarding msg 2 us, de reason is bcoz they have nothing 2 say,
But still want 2 keep in thouch.

27.Girl- where’s my b’day gift?
Boy- you see that red Ferrari on d other side of d road?
Girls(excitingly)- Yees!
Boy-Same color ki nailpolish li hi
Boy always rock!

28.Q dil apko Dekhna chata h?
Q Dil apki bat karta h?
Q Dil apko yad karta h?
Q Dil apko pasand karta h?
Qki
Dil to bccha h ji
Or
Bachho ko CARTOON
Pasand hote h.

29.When u r wrong and u surrender, u r
Honest.
When u r in Doubt and u surrender, u r
Wise.
Bt


When u r right and u surrender, den u r in
‘Love’

30.Height of coolness….!

Two Friends, Finishing the paper,
Coming out of d exam hall,
Having a chilled beer and talking….

1st- “Dude… which paper was it…”
2nd- “May b maths”
1st- “That means, u did the  paper..??
2nd-“Nahi yar baju wali item calculator use
Kar rhi thi…”

31. v nevr knw
Y we lik som ppl mor thn othrs..
Y v luv som ppl without reasons y v fee hapy aftr
Being wth sme ppl bcoz
Som relatns hv no explanation!

32.True relations wen u til after a fight tat u don
Was to talk  & stil u check ur mobile to c if u hav
A missed cal or a msg!!
Feel d innocence of truchJ

33.Dedicated to all my frnzJ
Kuch yaden yaad rakhna
Kuch baaten yaad rakhan,
Umar bhar hum saath rahe na rhe,
Hum sath the  kabhi ye  umar bhar
Yad rakhna.

34.Can u read it faster

A my
They my
They they my
 My my
 they they my



chotta ni he age bado…..


35. We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

36. Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

37. HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!

38. When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!

39. Those innocent eyes..Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk..Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...Thats enough about me..How are you?

40.UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet? UR 100%nice??? and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

Send by Ajay, Sandeep, Manmohan, Arjun, Vipin, Harendra, Shalini, Jannie, Anjali, Himani, Mohit………………..

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