Tuesday, February 21, 2012

New Jokes English Hindia 2012



A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
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Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don't Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality


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It's Sad When You Have Already
Learned To Be A Part Of Someone's Life
&
You Just End Up Being Strangers!


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Keep smiling
And
One day life will
Get tired of upsetting
You


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Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
and
walks along the beach.
In fact, it is based on
Respect,
Compromise,
Care
and
Trust


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Three words that can change
A woman's mood for
Almost an entire day:
"Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful"
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If she's an apple & you're an orange,
celebrate your differences,
Make a great fruit salad
Love isn't about being the same,
It's about being sweet with each other.

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The ability to feel pain
is not a weakness, it's a strength.
And those who can endure it, are stronger.
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A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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.
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.
.
OF THEM..:-P

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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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