SMS Jokes

Amazing(GK) information:

Amazing(GK) information:

The letters A, B, C and D,

do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99.

The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED.

‘A’ appears

1st time in THOUSAND.

‘B’ appears

1st time in BILLION.

‘C’ appears

1st time in CRORE.

Sachin Tendulkar

“I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar.” -Brian Lara(WI)

”V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin” – Mark Taylor(aus)

‘Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.”-Hashim Amla(SA)

”He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also.-Waqar Younis(Pak)

”There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM)

“I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS.)

“I c myself when i c Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS)

“Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Australian Fan

Barack Obama – “I don’t know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b’coz I love his play
its b’coz I want to know the reason why my country’s production goes down by 5 percent when he’s in batting”…

Maths mein gali dene ke tarike

Maths ki “ladki” gaali kaise degi- “sale dharti ki unsolvd equation trignometry k undefind angle  itna difrentiate krungi zindgi m kabi integrate nhi hoga..
Ldka-hum bhi e ki power x h jo marzi kr le.

Arrested for laughing!

Arrested for laughing!
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sittin in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughin more she filed a court case on him.
In the court the Man’s defence was:
When the lady boarded the bus I could’t help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement which read ‘Coming soon – the unknown boon’
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement which read: ‘William’s stick did the trick’
Then I couldn’t control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement which read: ‘Dunlop rubber would have prevented this accident’.
The case was dismissed and judge laughed 2 death.

 

Think u r sitting in front of computer..

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what computer will think, U Know…..?
‘intel inside’ ‘mental outside’
HA…HA…HA.,
Wait don’t laugh,
joke is not over,
U R standing in front of fridge,what fridge will think u know…?
‘cool inside fool outside’
now laugh
HA…HA…HA…!

 

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you’re smiling! =)

Press Down if u think u

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can’t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

You are lovely…

You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar

 

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