Question and Answers for SMS or Jokes

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"


Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

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Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

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Q5. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas

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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

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Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

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Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
HOPE U LIKE IT !!!!!!!

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Q. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

A. They are there for those who don t drink.

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Q: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
A: Sweet dreams!

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Q. What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

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Q. What do you call an eternity?
A. Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.

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Q. Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.

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Q. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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Q. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.

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Q. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.

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Q. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

Q. Why can't Sardars dial 911?
A. They can't find the 11 on the phone!

Sardar jokes

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Latest Funny Jokes and Sardar Jokes

 

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

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Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

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Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

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1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

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SMS Jokes

Amazing(GK) information:

Amazing(GK) information:

The letters A, B, C and D,

do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99.

The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED.

‘A’ appears

1st time in THOUSAND.

‘B’ appears

1st time in BILLION.

‘C’ appears

1st time in CRORE.

Sachin Tendulkar

“I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar.” -Brian Lara(WI)

”V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin” – Mark Taylor(aus)

‘Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.”-Hashim Amla(SA)

”He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also.-Waqar Younis(Pak)

”There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM)

“I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS.)

“I c myself when i c Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS)

“Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Australian Fan

Barack Obama – “I don’t know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b’coz I love his play
its b’coz I want to know the reason why my country’s production goes down by 5 percent when he’s in batting”…

Maths mein gali dene ke tarike

Maths ki “ladki” gaali kaise degi- “sale dharti ki unsolvd equation trignometry k undefind angle  itna difrentiate krungi zindgi m kabi integrate nhi hoga..
Ldka-hum bhi e ki power x h jo marzi kr le.

Arrested for laughing!

Arrested for laughing!
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sittin in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughin more she filed a court case on him.
In the court the Man’s defence was:
When the lady boarded the bus I could’t help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement which read ‘Coming soon – the unknown boon’
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement which read: ‘William’s stick did the trick’
Then I couldn’t control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement which read: ‘Dunlop rubber would have prevented this accident’.
The case was dismissed and judge laughed 2 death.

 

Think u r sitting in front of computer..

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what computer will think, U Know…..?
‘intel inside’ ‘mental outside’
HA…HA…HA.,
Wait don’t laugh,
joke is not over,
U R standing in front of fridge,what fridge will think u know…?
‘cool inside fool outside’
now laugh
HA…HA…HA…!

 

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you’re smiling! =)

Press Down if u think u

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can’t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

You are lovely…

You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar

 

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Kids games carry a bit of emotional and sensitivity issue, more so in the girls games. As the world is striding rapidly towards technological perfection, these designs of various games have also become sophisticated, with the best brains in the business making every effort to supply the girls with games that interest them the most.

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