Saturday, July 14, 2012

How To Use Yahoo! Answers For Successful Marketing


The social networking sites like Yahoo is a part of social media marketing which generally refers to gain attention of individuals or to increase website load. Because of easy accessibility of internet to anyone it is becoming a platform for most of the companies to implement their marketing campaigns.

The follower can ask any question or can put his own thoughts and advice which may be worthy for any company/organization. You will definitely see a huge increase in traffic and amazing changes through Yahoo! Answer as it’s a key to successful marketing.

It is an inexpensive way to increase your targeted website traffic. You need not to spend a lot of time on yahoo! Answers even few visits can work better for you to reach the peak by providing accurate and satisfactory answers. It helps in building a brand image. No matter if your answers are less accurate then just vote for the best provided answer and this will help you to make new friends and thus increase in your community.

I would like to refer you http://www.mastronomy.com/ to know more about yahoo answers marketing.

Monday, July 9, 2012

How To Outsource via the Elance Marketplace

Elance marketplace is a complete pathway to outsource your products and services. Outsourcingthrough Elance will certainly do small things big and via this it’s easy to manage and growyour business. You will find it hugely valuable as you can save a lot in your pocket and it alsosaves your precious time too. Elance marketplace with a team of expert programmers, designers,writers, translators, marketers, researchers and admin contractors helps companies to get their work done online and timely. If you are new to internet marketing then go through our website for some great courses thatwould definitely help you to make some money. It is more than an ordinary Internet Marketingeducation. The tools and resources in this site are awesome and worthy. It’s worth to be a member of this site as it has made marketing easy for everyone. This is a sitewith friendly support system. With the help of outsourcing via Elance marketplace you will findthe better ideas to speed up your business process and access high quality talent and tools tomanage your online teams effectively and quickly. visit our website to download free video http://www.mastronomy.com/

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Nirmal Baba JOKES SMS COLLECTION,


SMS:bhakt- nirmal baba ki thooo.. baba ki khopdi me koti koti jooote.. nirmal baba- bhaiii.. waah.. kaho bhakt kya dikkat hai? bhakt- baba bohot pareshaan hu 3 din se pet kharaaab hai, nirmal baba- bhaiii pehle ye batao ye mutthi kyu band ho rahi hai??? dashvant time se nahi dete kya? bhakt- baba teri kasam har mahine nikaalta hu dashvant. baba- achcha I am sorry.. ab ye batao raat kya khaya tha? bhakt- baba sabji aur roti.. nirmal baba- bussssss yahi to muttthi band ho rahi hai, bhakt- (khopdi khujate hue) hain? main samja nahi baba... nirmal baba- beta sukhi roti aur sabji khaoge to pet bhi sookh jayega jao samose chaat pakode momoss chowmeen tikki wagera khao pet tandurust rahegaa....




SMS:Bhakt - (man me aap ki maa ka saaki naaka) baba ji ku6 kripa kijiye baba ji..... Baba ji - (man me, aa gaya naya bakra ) Kya hua beta ???? Bhakt - Baba ji aaj kal jeb me paisa nhi rehta..... Baba ji - to ??? Bhakt - ku6 kripa kijiye baba ji.... Baba ji - to saale tu kya chahta he, me tujhe pocket money du ??? Bhakt - (saale chu****) ku6 to kripa bataaie baba ji Baba ji - purse rakhte ho ??? Bhakt - haa baba ji... Baba ji - kitne ka liya tha ??? Bhakt - ji baba ji 75 rs ka.... Baba ji - 75 ka liya he to kaise paise rahenge saale, ek naya 800 ka leather ka lele, kripa aa jaayegi......




SMS:doga - baba ji, mere phone opera mini chal nhi raha he ? kya karu ??? ku6 kripa kijie baba ji.... nirmal baba - kya hua he ??? doga - pata nhi, pr koi apps open nhi ho rahi ??? baba - to me kya karu ?? doga - ku6 upaay bataaie baba ji.... plz baba ji - ghar ki chhat pe ja aur phone ko 6 baar niche fek, sab thik ho jaaega... aur phir bhi phone chalu ho to nirma washing powder se dho dena... sab ku6 saaf ho jaaega.... maa ki aakh nirmal baba ki




SMS:Bhakt- baba ji ke Muh par koti-koti Joote :-) Baba- bolo bhakt,kya problem hai? Bhakt- baba mera underwear ka business hai... Aaj kal sahi nahi chal raha.. Kuch upaay bataiye Baba- Accha ye batao,pichle baar "seedhi punch waale" kutte ko "hari chatni ke saath samose" kab khilaye? Bhakt(Shocked)- Kabhi nahi baba. Koi ye sab khilata hai kya kutte ko? Baba- Mujhe to khilate hain log :-D,jao.. Aur kutte ko "hari chatni ke saath samose" khilao aur kuch underwears gareeb kutto me baat do kripa aani shuru ho jayegi! Bhakt- Nirmal baba ki jai![in mind- teri maaki to ###] ==>NirMaL baBa rocks AgAin<==




SMS:Bhakt:Baba Mera Mobile Ka Touch Screen Bahot Slow Hai,Ko Upay Bataye Babaji Nirmal Baba(Full Confidence Me):Samsung Ka Mobile Use Karo Kripa Barsegi Bhakt: Par Main To Pehle Se Hi Samsung Ka Use Karta Hoon Nirmal Baba (Normal Tension Me):Arey Maine Samsung Ka Wave-525 Use Karne Ko Bola Bhakt (Khushi Se):Main Wahi Use Karta Hoon Baba Nirmal Baba(In No Logic):Arey Magar Maine Mobile Ka Colour Yellow Rakne Ko Kaha Hai. Bhakt (Hairan Hokar): Par Baba Ye Modle Yellow Colour Me Nahi Milta Hai Nirmal Baba: Par Wallpaper To Yellow Rakh Sakte Ho Na,Kripa Barsani Shuru Ho Gee NiRmal BaBa ki toh



SMS:Bhakt:Meri Girlfriend Kiss Nahi Karne Deti Hai Kripa Karo Baba Baba:Accha ToothPaste Konsa Use Karte Ho? Bhakt:Baba CloseUp Baba:Haan To Kripa Idhar Ruki Hui Hai,NIRMAL PASTE Use Karo kripa Ho Jayegi *NirMal BaBa WtF with WtF Logic*




SMS:Asish Nehra: Baba meri IPL mein bahut Dhulai hoti hai. :-( . Nirmal baba: Match fix karte ho? . Nehra: karta hu baba. . Baba: batsman ko Daat dikhate ho.:unsure: . Nehra: Ji baba 32 ke 32 dikhata hu.:-D . (Baba tensd and thnking) Baba: Gali dete ho? . Nehra: ji baba, Kohli se achi achi gali sikh li. . (baba getng angry) Baba: Helmet pehen te ho? . Nehra: Nahi baba. . Baba: YESS. yahi pe kripa rukh rahi hai, Bike ka helmet pehen ke bowling karo Kripa aani shuru ho jayegi. *This time,nirmal baba rocks,asheesh nehra Shocked! o(0_O)o*




SMS:SRK :- Baba mujhe Wankhede stadium se 5 sal ban kar diye, ab mei kya karu...?? Nirmal Baba :- tune kya kiya tha... SRK :- Sharab pike waha ke staff ke sath jagada kiya tha... Nirmal Baba :- tu toh abi baccha hai sharab ko chod aur dudu pee, meri krupa jarur milegi......... Hehehe



SMS:Nirmal Baba Joke (Chaddi samasya)......................... Bhakt : Baba mujh se ladki nahi patti :-( . Nirmal baba : Chaddi kaun si pahnte ho . Bhakt : Baba Lux cozi :-) . Baba : Naade wali silwa lo...kripa aana shuru ho jayegi.. **Nirmal baba rocks,Saare gods shocked (¿O¿) **



SMS:Boy:baba muze ratko nind me gande gande swapn aatte hai :-( NIRMAL BABA: rat ko sone se pehle kiske bare me sochte ho? Boy:ji katrina kaif ke bare me NIRMAL BABA: MAYAVATI ke bare me socha karo kripa ho jayegi *Once again,Nirmal baba rocks,gods n bhakt Shocked('O')*



SMS:Boy- Koti koti pranaam. Baba mujhe GHAJINI problem hai. Main hamesha bhul jaata hun aur Saamne wale ko gaali de deta hun. Baba- Kabhi shirdi Gaye? Boy- Bhaag Saale Kutte! Teri maa ka sakinaka. ######%&&$




SMS:Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! . Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? . Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! . Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi Se Kripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Muh Maaro..!! Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! Aashirwad




How to display pdf file with window application in c#.NET

well past few week my brother demand an .Net application by with he can display pdf file on window application with C#.Net.

i have gone through some search and find out API for displaying PDF file in window application.


you required- AxInterop.AcroPDFLib.dll


add via com component and put it in your form.


then write the below code in cs file.

--------------------
CS code


using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.ComponentModel;
using System.Data;
using System.Drawing;
using System.Text;
using System.Windows.Forms;

namespace WindowsApplication2
{
    public partial class Form1 : Form
    {
        public Form1()
        {
            InitializeComponent();
        }

        private void Form1_Load(object sender, EventArgs e)
        {
            axAcroPDF1.LoadFile(@"D:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\Hall Ticket_himani.pdf");
        }
    }
}

if you find any problem or required API during  you can comment here i will reply as comment in my inbox....


Sunday, June 3, 2012

A big blast Party with us

arty time is a special moment for everyone and everyone wants it to be perfect full of joy and fun as this is the time when we are altogether with our friends. 


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http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/a-big-blast-party-with-us

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A big blast Party with us

Party time is a special moment for everyone and everyone wants it to be perfect full of joy and fun as this is the time when we are altogether with our friends. If you love to party and want it to be a best party ever so the celebration should 


read more-  http://www.netarticleshack.com/Art/882559/220/A-big-blast-Party-with-us.html

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Web Design Essex: A way to build your business strong.


Now a day’s everyone wants information on a single click this is the result of growing technology at a faster pace. No one would like to spend more time if everything is available on a single click. Many businesses can grow more with the help of website. You can add many more features in your website so that one who accesses your website finds it interesting to be more involved into it.
Website Design in Essex has made much business to lead over others, whether you want to make your website with more added features or easily accessible fast-loading. Our Experienced designers have a wealth of knowledge and practice utilising their ideas to enhance the look of your website.  Web Designer in Essex will not only go according to your requirement even suggest you which feature will make your website look great. We know what visitors want to see while navigating through a website.
Your search stops here if you are looking for an ecommerce web design and web development.  Website design Essex provides the strategies to enable all website owners to maintain their internet space. Our Web designers use a variety of different tools depending on what part of the production process they are involved in.
If users are skilled and well versed with website use, then there is not an issue how they perceive websites, which encourages further use. But the users with less experience are less likely to see the advantages or usefulness of websites. So While designing we focus on design for a more universal use and ease of access to accommodate as many users as possible regardless of user skill. 

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Web Slang, lingo, and acronyms used in chat rooms, Instant Messages, and Text Messaging.



AAKAlive And Kicking
AARAt Any Rate
AASAlive And Smiling
ADNAny Day Now
AFAIKAs Far As I Know
AFKAway From the Keyboard
AFNthat's All For Now
AOTAAll Of The Above
a/s/l or aslAge/Sex/Location - (used to ask a chatter their personal information)
AVAvatar - Graphical representation (a picture) often used in chat rooms to depict a person that is in the room and chatting.
b4Before
BAKBack At Keyboard (I'm back)
BBLBe Back Later
BBSBe Back Soon
BCNUI'll Be Seeing You.
b/fBoyfriend (also shown as bf, B/F, or BF)
BEGBig Evil Grin
BFNBye For Now
BMABite My A** (became popular with the Simpson's cartoon show)
bootTo get kicked out of a chat room, or have to restart the computer because you couldn't talk in the chat room anymore.
BRBest Regards
BRBBe Right Back
BRHBe Right Here
BSEGBig S**t Eatin Grin
BTABut Then Again....
BTWBy The Way
btwBeTWeen you and me ...
chat roomA web page where people gather using software that allows them to talk to one another in real time.
CRSCan't Remember S**t
CUSee You - also posted as cya
CUSCan't Understand S**t (stuff)
CNPContinued in Next Post (seen more on message boards than chat)
CPChat Post
CUL8RSee You Later
CUOLSee You On Line
CYASee Ya
dd, ds, dhDarling or Dear: Dear Son, Dear Daughter, or Dear Husband.  Usually exchanged in family chats.
DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old S**t
DEGTDon't Even Go There (I don't want to talk about it)
DIKUDo I Know You?
DISDid I Say
D/L, DL, d/l, dlDownloading, or Download it.
EGEvil Grin
EME-Mail
EMAE-mail Address (example: ?ema or ema? = what is your email address)
EOTEnd Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)
ez or EZeasy (one of the really old ones)
F2FFace To Face
FAQFrequently Asked Question
FISHFirst In Still Here (someone who is on line TOO much)
FITBFill In The Blanks
flameto insult someone.  Used when a person asks a stupid question, or says something rude to irritate the users of a chat room or message board.
FOCLFalling Off Chair - Laughing
forumWhat todays message boards are called.  Often using php as defining language to quickly write 'real time' messages and replies to a web site (or page)
FTSF*** This S***
fuf*** you (If you can't figure this one out, you shouldn't be on line)
FUBAR"Fouled" Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition
FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIWFor What It's Worth
FYIFor Your Information
GAGo Ahead
GALGet A Life
gestGesture ... a small multimedia file played over the internet, usually expressing an emotion or comment.
g/fGirlfriend (also shown as gf, G/F, or GF)
GFNGone For Now
GGOHGotta Get Outta Here
GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
GRGotta Run
GR&DGrinning, Running, and Ducking.
GTRGot TRun
GTRMGoing To Read Mail (leaving chat room to check email)
H&KHugs and Kisses
hackperson who breaks into software, or disrupts a chat room.
HAGDHave A Good Day
HAGOHave A Good One
HalsoftName of a company that purchased the brand of Chat that Excite offered, now a pay as you go service.
HBHurry Back
HostsRefers to the people that are running the chat room, they usually have the ability to kick a person off due to rude behavior.
HTHHope That Helps
hugglesHugs
IACIn Any Case
IBI'm Back
ICI See
IDNI Don't kNow
IDKI Don't Know
IDTSI Don't Think So
IANALI'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion)
ICI See
ICQI Seek You.  A computer program used to communicate instantly over the Internet.
ILU or ILYI Love You
IMInstant Message
IMHOIn My Humble Opinion (or In My Honest Opinion)
IMOIMOpinion
IOHI'm Out of Here
IOWIn Other Words
IRLIReal Life
IYOIn Your Opinion
JASJust A Second
JICJust In Case
JKJust Kidding
JMOJust My Opinion
JWJust Wondering
k, K, or kkO. K.
KITKeep In Touch
L8RLater (an early one, kind of outdated with current 'young geeks')
LMAOLaughing MAss Off
LFFAOLaughing My F***(freaking) Ass Off
LOLLaughing Out Loud
LTNSLong Time No See
LTSLaughing To ones Self
LYI Love Ya.
LYLLove You Lots
Message Board.A web page where people write comments, and those comments are than added to that web-page for others to view.  Used to carry on conversation, request information, and relay messages.
MUGRefers to a new user of that chat program, goes back to Excite VP days when the AV (or icon) that represented someone new was a picture of a coffee mug.
NE1Anyone
newbierefers to a person who is new to an area or technology.  Also seen as nube, nooby, nubie, nb, etc.
NFWNo Feasible (or F***ing) Way
NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
nm, or NMNever Mind
NP, npNProblem
NRN1. No Response Necessary
2. Not Right Now
NTNo Thanks
OBTWOh, By The Way.
OICOh, I See
OFOld Fart, someone who has been around for a while.
OJ or OKOnly Joking or Only Kidding
OLthe Old Lady
OMthe Old Man
OMGOh My Gosh (although it's usually used with the Lords name in place of "gosh")
OTOff Topic
oth or OTHOff The Hook: Something is really popular, or hot.  Very exciting.
otr or OTROff The Rack: Saying that something is outside the ordinary.
OTEOver The Edge (beyond common sense or beyond good taste)
OTOHOn The Other Hand ...
OTOMHOff the Top of My Head ...
OTWOn The Way ... I've sent a file to you, it's "On the way"
P911My parents are in the room.  P=Parents, and 911=emergency, in other words either drop the subject, or watch the language.
PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff (often referring to computer technology)
PCMCIAPersonal Computer Memory Cards International Association
PCMCIAPeople Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang)
PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
peepsPeople. example: "There sure are a lot of peeps in this room" - meaning a lot of people are in the chat room.
peep thisHey, listen to this, I've got some interesting news.
PITAPain In The Ass
PLZPlease
PMJIPardon Me for Jumping In (when you enter into a new conversation)
poofwhen someone leaves a chat room, often seen as *poof* as in boy he *poofed* in a hurry.
POTSPlain Old Telephone Service
POSParents are looking Over my Shoulder.
POTSParents Over The Shoulder - (My parents are watching, I can't really talk)
PPLPeople
QTCutie
RFCRequest For Comments (used more in newsgroups, a page or pages that supply technical information)
rl or RLReal Life (as opposed to being online)
r m or RMReady Made: pre-existing
ROFLRolling On Floor, Laughing
ROTFRolling OThe Floor (laughing is implied)
ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing F(***ing) My Ass Off
RSNReal Soon Now
r/tReal Time (also: RT, or rt)
RTFMRead The "Flippin" Manual (response to beginner question on net, chat, newsgroups, etc.)
RUaRe yoU?
SEGShit Eating Grin
SHSame Here
SMSShort Message Service (more cell phones and pagers than chat rooms and the Internet)
SNScreen Name.  The name or moniker selected by person in an IM or chat program.  ex: My "SN" in vp was "-lone.wolf"
SNAFUSituation Normal, All "Fouled" Up
SOSignificant Other
SOLShit Out Of Luck
SOSSame Old S**t (stuff)
SOTAState Of The Art (latest technology)
SPSTSame Place, Same Time
SSDDSame S**t, Different Day
STR8Straight (can refer to sex, or DSTR8 as in Damn Straight)
STWSearch The Web
SYSincerely Yours
SYLSee You Later
TAFNThat's All For Now
TCTake Care
TFHThread From Hell (a topic or discussion that won't stop - esp. newsgroups)
TGIFThank Goodness It's Friday
THXThanks!
TIAThanks In Advance
TMText Message (often refers to communications with text over cell phones)
TMIToo Much Info. (information)
TNT'Til Next Time
TPSThat's Pretty Stupid
TPTBThe Powers That Be (can sometimes refer to the people that are running the chat room or server)
TRDMFTears Running Down My Face: Can be with either laughter, or due to saddness.
TSTough S**t
TSFYTough S**t For You
TTFNTa-Ta For Now
TTTTThese Things Take Time
TTYLTalk To You Later
TYThank You
TYTTake Your Time
TYVMThank You Very Much
VPPHVirtual Places Page Host
USYou Suck
usa or USAUntil Sides Ache:  Usually used with one of the laughter acronyms such as "lolusa" Laughing Out Loud Until my Sides Ache.  I've also heard that some folks substitute ush for "Until Sides Hurt".  rotflolush = rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, until my sides hurt.
UVUnpleasant Visual
UWyoU're Welcome
UYUp Yours
vp or VPVirtual Places: A brand of chat offered by Excite in the late 90s and early 2000.
WBWelcome Back (you say this when someone returns to a chat room)
WCWelCome
WEGWicked Evil Grin
WEUWhat's Eating You?
WFMWorks For Me
WIIFMWhat's In It For Me?
WTGWay To Go
WTFWhat The F**K
WT?What The ...? or Who the ...?
WTGP?Want To Go Private? (move to a private chat room)
WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do?
YAAYet Another Acronym
YBSYou'll Be Sorry
YLYoung Lady
YMYoung Man
YMMVYour Mileage May Vary
YRYea, Right.  (sarcastic)
*ys*You Stinker
YVWYou're Very Welcome
YWYou're Welcome


Emoticons: (symbols used to display feeling) 
Note: For these little things called "emoticons"  Often the idea is to turn your head sideways, and it makes a picture on a lot of the smiley faces.  ;-) for example where the ; (semi-colon) are the eyes, the - is the nose, and the ) is the mouth. Also, you see some people use the hyphen (-) to show the nose, while others will show the same expression without the nose.  Example:  ;-)   and   ;)   signify the same thing.

*s*, *S*, <s>, = smile*g*, <g> = grinxoxo = hugs and kisseshuggggggsssss = hugs
*w*, <w> = wink*g*, = giggles*k*, *K* = kiss;-)~~~~~~~~ = giving someone the raspberries. 
(((((person))))) = giving them a virtual hug.\~/ = glass with a drink. (usually booze)^5 = high five?^ = What's Up?
\_/? = a cup of tea[_]>  + Cup of coffee@@@ = Cookies@--/-- = a rose
:-) .. smile;-) ... wink<:-| ... curious:~) ... cute
:-( ... sad8-) ... wears glasses:-} ... embarrassed:-/ ... perplexed, confused
:,-( ..or ;`-( .... to cry:-< ... pouting>:-( ... angry0:-) ... angel
:-| ... bored or no opinion:-> ... grin/mischievous| -) ... dreaming:-O ... shouting, or shocked
:-o ... talking, or surprised>:-|| ... mad / angry:-D ... big grin or laugh=:-O ... scared
:-x ... keeping mouth shut:o) ... smiles (w/nose):-))))))) ... lots of smiles;-P ... sticking tongue out
:P  ... sticking tongue out
# 8 - ) ... nerd, or or person with glasses and crew cut.&-( ... crying!:-) .. I have an idea;-{ ) ... person with a mustache
;-)~ ... sexy tongue - or drunk;~) ... being cutec["] ... coffee mug[_]> ... another cup or mug
:-> ... grin/mischievous<:-| ... curious|-| ... sound asleep:-x .. I'm keeping my mouth shut

Friday, March 9, 2012

Your best to evaluate the overall condition of the junk car.


When your car is beyond repair, the question many people ask is: what do I do with it? Many people simply don’t know what to do with an unwanted car. Whilst most people seek out how to dispose of their car in a safe and environmentally-conscious way, the actions of others has meant car disposal london has posed a real problem.
Do you have a car that has been sitting around for a long time and want it gone? Well your in luck i will come to your house and BUY your old crappy car off you!! If it runs or does not run i will come get it. Scrap yards and towing companys will come get the cars but you will haft to pay them to re-move your car.. I will pay you to come get your car at top $$doller$$... Fell free to send me a message or give me a call i will come pick your car up when ever is a good free time for you.. Thank you and hope to here from you.

How to Get Rid of Your old, Junk and scrapped Vehicle
Most of us probably have a car that's not in use or doesn't run that well. What’s bad if this will net you some cash in your hands.Cars which have been involved in serious collisions often find their way into auctions and onto dealer's lots. A permanent record of a severe accident warns potential subsequent owners that a car has been damaged (and possibly repaired). Properly repaired and carefully inspected, the vehicles may be good - but an improper repair after a serious accident may leave the vehicle frame, body or key electrical and mechanical systems in damaged or unroadworthy condition. The next and most common car disposal option is to contact a junk car removal service. They pay for your junk, used, running, not running or damaged cars and tow it away for you.

We provide salvage, vehicle removal, scrap car clearance, and Vehicle Removal London services (late model car salvage bought), insurance write off, car recycling, storage for accident damage vehicles. Contact us for a friendly discussion no matter what your requirements are.

We offer a fast Vehicle Scrapping London service and generally have agents all around London and Essex, as soon as you place a scrap car on the system the information is sent to the local agent in your area.
Easily dispose of your junk car and make some cash in the process. We are more than happy to take any junk vehicle off your hands and we even offer cash for clunkers. We provide auto recycling services, and provide free junk car removal for people in the London and nearby areas.

CAR COLLECTION in London & surrounding areas provides a wide range of Luxury Used Vehicles like Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi, Infiniti, Porsche, Range Rover, Mini Coopers, and many more. We know that you have high expectations, and as a car dealer we enjoy the challenge of meeting and exceeding those standards each and every time. Allow us to demonstrate our commitment to excellence with our friendly & Experienced Staff.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Tips for Fast, punctual and professional container collection and distribution services in the UK


your transportation needs. Containers transport of goods is an ideal option for shipping good when you have large quantity of goods to transport. No matter how far you need transport them. The capacity of containers may vary depending on the supplier, but most containers can fit just about anything you can imagine.
To protect goods, containers are weatherproof and resistant to rain. They range in size from 8 foot to 56 foot in length making them suitable for storing a range of items. They can be stacked on top of each other and can be securely locked.
Containers have long been used throughout the shipping and import/export industry for centuries to ship and transport a variety of items. In the import/export business, the containers may be used to ship such goods as rice, wheat, automobiles, car parts, shoes, and computers and just about anything you could possibly imagine that needs to move from one place to another in bulk.
Container collection might seem like the logical choice when you have to transport many belongings from one place to the next. Unless you have enough items to properly fill your container, you might be paying too much for your shipping needs. Shipping companies do not always tell you if you are paying for something you do not need - especially if the money is going in their pocket. 
For fast and professional container collection and distribution services you can hire register container service providers and they are also reliable. All container service providers not able to transport all kind of goods so make sure that company you are going to hire is able to transport goods or not. You can also demand the quotation from many service providers and choose the best one. Don’t think cheapest is the best because it might be possible there may be many hidden charges also ask about it before taking services. Ask about the time duration and distribution guarantee they could have terms and conditions that you don’t like or may be a factor in container transport delay.
Online you will be able to find the information you need about container transport. The services provided by shipping companies will differ from one company to another. Some time companies give the exciting deals and offers especially if you have work for them in bulk.
If you are looking for general haulage or container in Essex Tibury, Purfleet, Thamesport in kent and collections from any UK port. We recommend you Assured Container Services Ltd. Assured container services Ltd is registered business in UK provide the services in Container Transport and in general haulage. 

Friday, March 2, 2012

How Much Does It Cost For A Website?


The purpose of this article is to guide you on how much you should expect to pay for a website custom developed and designed for you by a professional web design and development agency.

Some company's may charge a lot less but then you have to wonder why that is. I am a developer and do a lot of freelancing and I constantly get told by my clients about how the previous developer ran off with their money or how the work they did for them wasn't up to scratch.

I believe I know why this is. If you pay someone a ridiculously low amount for a job that requires a lot of work, then you'll end up with garbage, or the person just disappears.

As a result, you end up paying more money than you should have if you decide to go with a decent web design company, because you already spent some money on the not so good company/designer beforehand.

First of all, you need to know that not all websites have the same level of complexity, and that some websites are easier to develop than others which will have a direct impact on the price. However I will only mention a few of the most popular website types of which the majority of the users tend to buy.

The following are a list of website types with a small description about what functionality they have along with how much you should be paying for them.

Brochure website Design

These are in comparison to others, a simple website to develop and design. They normally have 3-10 pages and contain nothing but text or images. You may find an enquiry form in a couple of the pages but nothing more complex than that. A brochure website takes after its name and is used to represent your company so that it gains some online presence and can be used to describe your services. The going price for a brochure web design ranges from £300-£500 depending on the number of pages along with the artwork that goes into the design.

ECommerce Design

These are online shopping websites. All the major high street retailers now have an online shop to sell their products. However some of the most successful online shops didn't have a real world shop to begin with and through their success have gone on to open up branches within the real world. The going price for an eCommerce Design starts from £1000. The price also depends on how much extra functionality you would like the website to have as well as the graphical artwork design. For example, eBay is an eCommerce bidding website and because of the complex programming architecture the price for such a site can be priced easily over £200,000.

CMS Web Design

This is like a normal website but allows the user the ability to change and modify existing content within the website without any programming knowledge. This includes tasks such as adding and removing a page from your website, modifying text within pages as well as inserting and removing images. You can even change the layout of the website. The price for a CMS Web Design starts from £500 for a simple CMS that doesn't require anything more than the ability to add and remove pages as well as modifying the text and images. However, as you can imagine, the more complex you make it the more you'll be paying. There are CMS systems out there that cost more than £100,000 just to develop and you won't find it uncommon to see company's easily coughing up £20,000 for one.

The above prices are what you should be paying if you go to a good web design and development company.

The price guideline above indicates the going price for the services mentioned above, this should give you a good indication of what is a fair price when looking for a quote and to be aware of people/company's who offer you a price that is too good to be true, because most of the time it is!



IRC Direct( www.Irc Direct.co.uk ) May be your best choice if you are looking reasonable price for E-Commerce click below:
Website design Essex
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

New Jokes English Hindia 2012



A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
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Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don't Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality


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It's Sad When You Have Already
Learned To Be A Part Of Someone's Life
&
You Just End Up Being Strangers!


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Keep smiling
And
One day life will
Get tired of upsetting
You


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Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
and
walks along the beach.
In fact, it is based on
Respect,
Compromise,
Care
and
Trust


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Three words that can change
A woman's mood for
Almost an entire day:
"Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful"
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If she's an apple & you're an orange,
celebrate your differences,
Make a great fruit salad
Love isn't about being the same,
It's about being sweet with each other.

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The ability to feel pain
is not a weakness, it's a strength.
And those who can endure it, are stronger.
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A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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.
OF THEM..:-P

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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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